PANIC!!!!! Week 3

What would a new feature be without a two day delay?

Without further ado, welcome to PANIC!!!!!  What follows is serious information on which teams are doomed, and which teamed are only partially doomed.  Facetiously of course, except when it's true.

After two weeks we have two undefeated teams, and two winless teams, and Darwin is grinning somewhere with the thinning of the herd.  I would contend however that two weeks doesn't shape an entire season here in LFP FFB, simply because we have the entire 17-week season for those teams to rebound.  So, without further ado, let's get into the panic!

Party Animals
This team has put up the least amount of points in the league to this point, albeit by a narrow margin, but has also faced the most points by a team this season.  Beyond the scoring discrepancy the team has seen disappointing performances by franchise player Ray Rice, as well as all-American boy Tom Brady, plus small totals from the wide receiver and tight end positions.  All taken into account, this team is on the brink, but I don't think it's time to lose it just yet.
Status:  Ready the panic button.

Pissing Excellence

This team finds itself 0-2 with the third worst point total and third highest point total against, a tough spot to find oneself in.  Many would be tempted to point the finger at a heavy reliance on star players from one NFL team, but looking up and down the roster I find it is another problem altogether, players not performing.  To this point in the season, there are no dominate players on this roster, and the running back and wide receiver stables are producing mediocrity week in and week out.  Certainly the potential is there in the likes of Drew Brees and Randy Moss, plus a consistent output from Visanthe Shiancoe, but with depth like Massaquoi and Spiller, this team could be in trouble.

Status:  Begin applying pressure to that big red button.