Meet the Franchise: Mountlake Terrors 1st Round

The four horsemen have all gone and it was from picks five to ten where the first round of the 2010 draft would shape up to be interesting.  At fifth overall the newly relocated Mountlake Terrors selected Michael Turner, a not-so-obvious pick at this point in the draft.  GM Mike Harris selected the articulate, well spoken Turner to lead his charge for a playoff push in 2010 after a disappointing finish last season which ended his franchise's tenure in Lake Forest Park.  Let's see if "The Burner" has been getting drunk and eating too much in the pre-season.

Not much ripe for parody in that video, so here's what the Terrors hope to get out of their franchise player.

Harris loves a Madden player on his side who won't stop trash-talking, these two will work well together.

-Commish