Welcome to the first installment of "Meet the Franchise", a ten part series of the first round draft picks for 2010.
#1 overall draft pick Chris Johnson joins the rebuilding Angry Asian squad after their first ever year not making the playoffs. C.J.'s credentials from last year speak for themselves, and Wong hopes for an encore performance to take his team back to the playoffs for another shot at winning his first title. Without further ado, let's see if we can't pinpoint the qualities that make Chris Johnson the most dominant player in fantasy sports.
Faith Hill really spelled it out for you, he's fast and has gold teeth, plus he let us know that Wendy's 10-piece nuggets are the fuel necessary to fuck shit up in the NFL. Hopefully he doesn't forget to have fun, because even women wish they could play in the NFL, but they never, ever, ever, will.
Thanks to LFP FFB field reporter Faith Hill and #1 pick Chris Johnson for giving us a peak at race relations in Nashville.
-Commish
Next Up:
Adrian Peterson - Wacco for Flacco, Kyle Stinson
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