Every week seems to bring a bad break story, but no week has had more bad breaks in recent memory than the one that just transpired. Let's take a look at the match-ups.
Pissing Excellence def. Hail to the Chefs: 113.6 - 106.2
Tony's team roared on Monday Night Football in an attempt to overcome a huge lead by J.J.'s surging squad led by Drew Brees and Marques Colston, but bad break became literal as Tony Romo broke his collarbone. Assuming all performances remained equal for Dez Bryant and Jason Witten, the addition of Romo actually connecting on their touchdowns and two-point conversion would have put the Chefs over the top and on to a 5-2 record. Instead, the Excellence Pissers snatch a third straight win and are now within a game of first in the West.
Show Me Your TD's def. Angry Asians: 86.45 - 78.6
Wong looks down the list at an under performing squad and can't help but shake his head at the poor play of every starter but Roethlisberger, Boldin, and Gates. Gas had nobody to play at TE and wasn't willing to burn a Utility usage, thus taking a shot with an 8-man roster and coming out on top. A start for Carson Palmer or the $16 man Brandon Jackson would have won this game for Wong, but instead the breaks go for Gas in a close win to keep him tied atop the West while the Asians stay at the bottom out East.
My Team Blows Agains def. Party Animals: 112.7 - 91.45
My, my, my, this one has to sting for the Party Animals. Two active bench players score 70.05 points, while 10 starters only top that by 21.4. J-Jak reaps the reward for actually submitting a roster and avoiding his third strike, but this is a loss for Vick that she has to somehow shake off and not allow it to reverberate all season.
Wacco for Flacco def. Forsett Down Her Throat: 145.5 - 77.5
This was a game where the bad break went to the team that won by just under 70 points, as Kyle watched would-be record breaker Kenny Britt go absolutely nuts to the tune of 45.5 points on his bench. When Steve Smith goes for 3 and Miles Austin hits 3.8, it stings a little when you realize that you could have won by over 100 points. As for Jared, Andre Johnson can't come back soon enough as Kyle battled his way into the tie for first.
Mountlake Terrors def. I Stiff Armed Your Mom: 126.9 - 80.35
Frankly, the only bad break in this game was that the Terrors' players had good games and the Stiffies' did not.. Craig could have started his entire roster against Mike's only 10 active players and still lost, even without Peyton Manning and LaDainian Tomlinson. First in the East is Mike's alone, at least for a week.
Stay tuned for Week 8 MH Rankings coming at you tomorrow at 8:00am!
-Commish
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