Monday, November 23, 2009

Week 11 Shaking the League Landscape

We've seen a lot of tight games this week heading into Monday Night Football, and we also watched J-Jak get blown up by my mom... Yep, she's at it again leading the league in scoring this week.


The Stiffies are poised to drop a heartbreaker to J.J.'s Curbstomping hoodlums thanks to matching zeros by free agent pickup John Carlson and supposed accuracy king Nick Folk, sucks to miss a field goal that costs the game, doesn't it?



Meanwhile back in the West we had a pair of matchups, one directly involving playoff positioning for the upcoming weeks between the LFP Phreaks and Kyle's Fisters.  Kyle got great performances from Detroit studs Kevin Smith and LFP Benedict Arnold, Megatron, combining for 43 points, but his poor QB play out of Cutler and Romo left the door open for nice showings by DeAngelo Williams, THE Steve Smith, Pierre Thomas, and utility man Carson Palmer to leave it at a 1.3 point game... Matt Schaub is lurking on Monday Night Football's main stage to try and steal this victory for the Phreaks, and give the squad some breathing room at third in the West.


In the other West Division showdown, first place runaway Breaston My Face is staring down the barrel of fellow mammary allusionist squad Show Me Your TD's gun heading into Monday night.  Jared holds a nice little 15.05 point lead while hiding Andre Johnson for this potentially rainy day, but Sean's TD's look to get big behind Chris Johnson and the Tennessee defense once again.  This one could get interesting...


Over in the East we had one heck of a barn-burner between the minority contingent in the league, as the Angriest Asians took out Tony Le's gaggle of Chefs by a narrow margin.  261.05 points between the two teams is an achievement, but Roethlisberger and Rodgers edged out Brady and Favre in this one by just 4.34, which makes you wonder why Favre wasn't crying once again this Sunday.


And of course this brings us to the laugher of the week...  Just under 40 points as a margin of difference between Vick's Party Animals and J-Jak's crew of Blowpops as Jason's team lived up to their label.  Peyton Manning, Adrian Peterson, and Ray Rice are typically unstoppable, but apparently Drew Brees, Hines Ward, Wes Welker, Heath Miller, and Visanthe Shiancoe took their blue collar tour of devestation to the division leaders in a big way.  Eat it J-Jak, and mom says to tell your parents hello... Ouch.

Enjoy MNF, should be fun to watch as always.

-Commish

1 comment:

  1. coin toss between nick and I...

    Chris Johnson and Tenn DEF

    vs

    Dre and 14 points.


    fucking Kevin Boss and his touchdowns.

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