Team Owner Profile: Jason Wong

 Here at the LFP offices we try to get our interview subjects when they're having their worst struggles or they're on a high, just so we can say we turned it around if they should win or lose really.  Who better to profile under such circumstances than Jason Wong, our second straight member of the AZN Invasion of LFP Fantasy.  Mr. Wong is going into the eighth week of the season as a third year member of the league trying to defend two straight division titles, which is unheard of in our league.  A renowned trash-talker, an infamous chest kicker, and a man I'm proud to call my friend, he wandered through the doors here in LFP with a sinister look on his face so we sat him down for an interview to talk about his five-loss season so far...

LFP FFB:  Hey Jason, thanks for stopping in to talk to us.

Jason Wong:  I'm going to kill you.

LFP:  Haha I know...

JW:  ...

LFP:  That is a horrifying look on your face.  Can you tell me, is it really easy or really hard to have as bad a start as you have had?

JW:  Fuck you.

LFP:  So it's pretty easy then?

JW:  Yeah!  Really easy, all I have to do is play my fucking worthless roster and they have been able to lose every fucking game except the new guy, because I'm more Asian, and Jakubiak because he's a bitch.

LFP:  So you beat Tony because you're more Asian and J-Jak because you're a bigger bitch?  That's an interesting strategy to take in fantasy football that I've never heard of.  What are you going to do to win the rest of your games under that thought process?

JW:  First I'm going to reach in your chest and pull your heart out and shove it down your throat.

LFP:  Haha... ha... Jokes are fun.  Does J-Jak every remind you of that dude "Baby GAP" who you kicked through the doorway?

JW:  Yes.

LFP:  So would you plan on "BOOM"ing him this week when you play him for the second time?

JW:  Yes.  Fuck you.

LFP:  I mean seriously, L.T. with the 12th overall pick?  Talk about your all-time backfires...

JW:  Fuck you, I'm leaving, and then I'm going to kill you in your sleep.

LFP:  Great talking to you too...

Knowing the amount of anger that's packed inside that little guy I would not want to be J-Jak this week, just because Wong is likely to actually try and kill someone if he loses again.  Either way there's a lot of East Division status at stake in that game so stay tuned as we roll towards Week 8's games!

-Commish