Week 1 predictions

Let's take a look at the first Sunday of the season. We have one game in the books with 13 more today. It's time to get down to business.

My Team Blows Again vs. I Stiff Armed Your Mom (again)
My team Blows looks like a good bet here. Craig has Forte going against a tough GB defense, while J-Jak has AD against Cleveland and Ray Rice against KC. Both of those should have huge days. Craig has the advantage in the receiving corps, but he didn't submit a utility so he would need a miracle to pull this off. Especially with J-Jak inexplicably using Marion Barber in the Utility spot in Week 1.
Prediction MTBA - 107 ISAYM - 81

Show me your TD's vs Hail to the Chefs
Great Googily Moogily this looks like a blowout. Brady>Ryan at the QB slot especially on Monday Night. I would have given Nick/Gas the RB advantage, but they already got a sub par showing from #6 overall pick Chris Johnson on Thursday. Tony has Reggie Bush going against Detroit with starter Pierre Thomas sidelined. Slight edge to Tony with the WRs. Though it will be interesting to see Boldin vs Fitzgerald. When they played together last season they were remarkably close. TE advantage to Tony with Olsen and Keller against Boss and Davis (how did he make the week 1 roster?)

SMYT - 79 HTTC - 98

Party Animals vs. Angry Asians
Vick had 3 players on Thursday account for less than 18 points...not good. Brees should have a huge game vs Detroit, but is it enough to overcome the RB disadvantage? not to mention TE and Kicker advantage. Both receiving corps look weak today, though Welker is the best of the bunch. This should be the lowest scoring game of the day

PA - 77 AA - 80

Breaston My Face vs. LFP Phreaks
Jared already looked at this game in an earlier post. This game looks remarkable close on paper. Both have elite RB1 and substandard RB2, although McFadden should kill Ward over the course of the season. especially with TBs 3 headed time share. These are the two best receiving corps in the league. How well TO performs on Monday night will decide this one

BMF - 104 LFPP - 108

Lynhood Curbstompers vs. Fister? I hardly know her.
JJ's overtly racist curbstompers should be in for a good game this weekend. Warner should be slighlty better than Romo, and the RB match-up should be interesting. JJ has a stronger duo but Kyle (3rd person, bitches) has better match-ups. WRs are a check mark for Kyle especially if Brandon Marshall comes through. Best thing we have going in this game is Kyle's NYG defense vs. Portis and Moss for Wshington. that could decide the game

LC - 91 F?IHNK. - 97